Evolution

Many many people are being raised and taught evolution. It's all over public schools, it's seeping into government, family, and even churches.
To get this clear right away, I do not believe in evolution. I'll tell you a little more about why.

The leading order of evolution is natural selection, right? 'Survival of the Fittest'. That species have evolved, adapted to the environment, changed so as to become ideally suited to their surroundings.

Well, if that's true, why aren't we already dead?

We are very fragile beings. If we are at the top of the food chain - the most evolved creature out there - why don't we have iron skin, sharp claws, super strength, etc.? Wouldn't that help us more? Also, where did we get our ability to rationalize? Animals don't have that. They have a programmed set of responses, called 'instinct'. If you tell me that, well, 'rationality' is just another term for 'instinct', then why do humans make stupid decisions? Why do we commit suicide, elect Barak Obama, and eat horrible food?
People have been very staunch supporters of this evolutionist theory, namely natural selection. Allow me to list a couple names. Let's start with Adolf Hitler and Karl Marx.

Get the picture?

Also, if evolution is true, why does morality exist? Why is it wrong to kill another man? But Your Honor, he was weaker than me and thus weeded out by natural selection! Why is it wrong to steal? That cache of cash (see what I did there?) was more beneficial to me! Only the superior survive, right? Who cares about government! In order to ensure I'M the strongest I need to do what I want when I want it!

Again, if evolution is true, why does art exist? It's a waste of time! It uses up valuable rescources! We don't need it to become stronger! It doesn't do a thing in that area.

These are a few of the problems with evolution. I'm not going to go into the scientifical holes (geneology, paleontology, astrology, etc.) it possesses, because that would be too long. But even the above reasons by themselves are plenty to convince me evolution can't be the answer.

If, by the end of this, you're wanting to rip my eyeballs out, allow me to ask: why?
Is it, perhaps, because I'm right?

PSYCH!

Of course evolution is true. All you idiots who don't think it's the only answer to the origin of life shut up. I'm right and you're wrong. Lalalala I can't hear youuuuu!